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I’m proposing a theory i formulated.

A graphical visualisation of the theory is given below.

I-like-you-valley-theory
The ‘I like you valley theorem’ states that

Every romantic relationship swings between ‘ Mount I hate you ’ and ‘ Mount I love you ’; where each has negative and positive impact on relationship as in order. The ‘ I like you valley ’ is being in the geometric centre of these two, gives a floating quotient to the relationship, which is same as floating in a river. Floating in the ‘ I like you valley ’ for a considerable amount of time may make the male counterpart to update his Facebook status as

“ The one & only time. I hated the word ‘FRIEND’ is…

when She said…

‘Let us be only FRIENDS!…’ ”

So its been suggested that guys take the risk and try to climb either of the hills rather than floating indefinitely in the river if you have a romantic inclination towards the female counterpart.

Visualisation by : Shaazz (Thanks bro, you are awesome)


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Posted on Nov 30, 2010 in Motivational | Comments 6 comments

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6 Responses to “I like you valley theorem”

  1. Akhil Chandran says:
    November 30, 2010 at 9:47 am

    Nijuuuu,
    Thakarppan!!! :)
    ennalum doubts kure…..

    1)Actually what is the probable value of “floating quotient” ?
    2)Mala kayarumbol thenni veenaal veendum kayaraan pattumo?
    3)Aa hill JCB kondu polichaal Valleyum, Hillum onnaville?

    plss help me….

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    • Niju Mohan says:
      November 30, 2010 at 10:16 am

      @sir

      1) For ‘perfect float’ the value of Floating Quotient (FQ) is between 0.5 to 0.8. Beyond this values turbulence occurs and if FQ is above 0.8 it will climb ‘ Mount I love you ‘ and if its below 0.5 it will climb ‘ Mount I hate you ’.

      2) The ‘ Mount I love you ‘ is too slippery. You might fall back to the valley. Re-attempting to climb the ‘ Mount I love you ‘ may lead you to take the fly over from ‘ Mount I love you ‘ to ‘ Mount I hate you ’ directly. So it is advised that take proper rock climbing classes before you start climbing ‘ Mount I love you ‘. There are lots of resources such as http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock_climbing and PDf materials also.

      3) ഇത് പൊളിക്കാന്‍ പറ്റിയ JCB കണ്ടു പിടിച്ചിട്ടില്ല… :P :D

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    • Niju Mohan says:
      November 30, 2010 at 10:18 am

      @sir

      1) For ‘perfect float’ the value of Floating Quotient (FQ) is between 0.5 to 0.8. Beyond this values turbulence occurs and if FQ is above 0.8 it will climb ‘ Mount I love you ‘ and if its below 0.5 it will climb ‘ Mount I hate you ’.

      2) The ‘ Mount I love you ‘ is too slippery. You might fall back to the valley. Re-attempting to climb the ‘ Mount I love you ‘ may lead you to take the fly over from ‘ Mount I love you ‘ to ‘ Mount I hate you ’ directly. So it is advised that take proper rock climbing classes before you start climbing ‘ Mount I love you ‘. There are lots of resources such as http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock_climbing and PDF materials also.

      3) ഇത് പൊളിക്കാന്‍ പറ്റിയ JCB കണ്ടു പിടിച്ചിട്ടില്ല… :P :D

      reply
  2. SoorajKeshav says:
    November 30, 2010 at 5:47 pm

    Ee I Love You Valley keran training tharunna ethengilum institution undo nijuvetta? ;) :-P

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  3. SoorajKeshav says:
    November 30, 2010 at 6:59 pm

    Lol :-) “nMIBw” :-D i’m in… ;)

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